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Good news for people who love bad news.
But I have to ask... What inspired you to draw a one-winged Cockatiel? Not that I think it's odd; it's actually kind of touching, in an odd, no-words-to-really-describe-it kind of way.
Wonderful!
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"Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We only have today; let us begin." - Mother Teresa
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bob-artist.com
That's incredible...and to a good cause! My little darling escaped once...we found her after searching for four hours, but it was so very scary...she has a knack of getting into trouble: falling into toilets, crashing against windows, breaking her toy and nearly hanging herself, figuring out how to open up her cage door, etc. She's one clever little mischeif maker! Anyways, my point is, if she ever escaped, and was found, probably injured (given her record), it would be good to know that there are bird rescue shelters out there to help her out. Hopefully, it won't come to that.
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"There is nothing better than a friend,
unless it is a friend with chocolate."
Charles Dickens
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"There's not enough pot to go to
92% of the teenage population,
You're all Fucking Retarded."
-lololol stolen from somebody
This looks SO REALLLL... ;.;
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The lion smells fear and kills the coward. The man smells gold and kills his brother.
I like the artwork. It's nice! (^-^)
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CaramellDansen~!
Sings a song, sounds like she's singing..
Say oooh baby, oooh.. say oooh..
Sorry, couldn't resist, mate.
I like the hands.