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I've been kind of obsessed with trees lately. ^_^
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bob-artist.com
How did you make the coloring (especially the background) look so much like traditional art?
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"There is nothing better than a friend,
unless it is a friend with chocolate."
Charles Dickens
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bob-artist.com
In terms of making it look traditional, I'm still refining my technique... But basically I started by doing some simple, flat watercolor washes, which I scanned in (a couple years ago
I hope that was semi-coherent... But yeah, I'm still trying to improve my technique with each new piece. ^_^
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Sierra (the birdie) is mine!
We've never quite determined the gender, because she (as I call the birdie) is a pied whiteface...the vet opined that she was a female, but was unable to be certain without a genetic test (which we didn't do). While Sierra is fairly vocal, she also "adopted" a part of a plastic toy that she broke (a round broken piece) as an "egg" and played mother hen for a while...(until I removed the toy while she wasn't looking).
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"There is nothing better than a friend,
unless it is a friend with chocolate."
Charles Dickens
How old is she? Does she do a lot of hammering on stuff with her beak? How about holding her wings out from her sides while she talks, so they look like a heart shape from the back? Those are male behaviors, so if she's past puberty and still doesn't really do them, the "female" bet is pretty safe. My cockatiel is SUCH a male. And he has a foot fetish. *sigh*
Eek, sorry for all the babble. Whenever I get started talking about birds, this is what happens! ^_^
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bob-artist.com
But I've been calling him a she for so long!
Does your macho birdie have a fetish for bird or human feet?
Birds are a great topic of conversation to babble on, except when people who aren't obsessed with birds look at you funny...
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"There is nothing better than a friend,
unless it is a friend with chocolate."
Charles Dickens
My Ebo has a fetish for human feet. And also socks and shoes. And towels and fabric, and once a chicken strip. He's a big loser! ^_^ (I love it when birds are losers.)
Oh yeah, I get a lot of people looking at me funny when I start going off about birds!
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bob-artist.com